Hello. Why are you here?

If you're reading this, you can probably afford a Cossack.

And you are probably bored.

When 75k silver and extreme boredom come together, what do you get?

A Cossack.

So if you're bored, go buy a Cossack.

You will probably still be bored.

But why not?


Buy this guy.


You probably have more than 75k of this.

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