Talk:Griffin/@comment-31959494-20170912221044

Griffin Conspiracy theory

Griffin resembles Handley Page Victor bomber

Victor bombers were created in the Cold War by The UK

Victor was part of a set of 2 other bombers called the "V" bombers, as their names all started with V

Victor bomber is a plane

Planes fly

Victor is part of V-bombers

Know what flies in a V formation?

Birds

Is a Griffin a bird?

Maybe

But it's also a lion

There is a lion in war robots

It is Leo

Leo is Spanish for lion

Many Mexicans speak Spanish

There is also a bean that lives in Mexico

It is known as a Mexican Jumping Bean

Griffin Jumps

So it is like a bean

Know what lives inside of a Mexican Jumping Bean?

Moths

They make it jump

Griffin is like a bean

It jumps

And something lives inside of it to make it jump

It is pilot right?

No

Then is it remote controlled?

No

We don't know actually

But we have some legit info (see above) to help us figure that out

Which means that Griffin is piloted by some sort of moth

Moth is insect

Moth flies

But moths don't jump like Griffin

What is an insect that flies and jumps?

Grasshopper

Know what reminds me of grasshoppers?

Aphids (Sorry Alias)

Aphid is also a weapon

It is a light weapon

Griffins can mount Aphids

Know what this means?

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We finally figured it out

Griffin isn't made out of plants.

The Aphids would eat it

But war robots doesn't allow robots to commit suicide by Aphids

But other players can kill Griffin with their Aphids

So Griffin is plant

But it's not, because some Aphids don't eat it

And thus, we have reached an inconclusion with the Aphids.

But we still figured out that Griffin pilots are moths

Essentially all WR players have Griffins

Know what this means?

On average, more war robots players die from light bulbs than any other community

So be careful