Thread:SpoonyBard284/@comment-34517845-20181113195624

"This is not a test."

"An ICBM has been detected traveling over the Pacific Ocean at 2:45 pm UTC. The National Guard has ordered evacuation to the following states: Calafornia, Oregon, Washington, Western Nevada, Western and Central Idaho, Western Montana, and Western Arizona. Residents who live in the danger zone are ordered to travel towards the eastern states. All highways are now inverted for east-bound traffic. Please remember that no west-bound traffic will be allowed to civilian vehicles beyond the Central-Western border. Please standby for further information...."

"The president has issued a national emergency at this time. Nuclear sirens will be now active at this time on the western coast. At 4:02 pm UTC, a retaliation ICBM will be launched in Texas."

"God bless America and may god be with you all." 