Talk:Planned Content/@comment-34423219-20180306182441

THIS IS SATIRE AND VERY SNARKY:

pixo said that they were reworking premium account, i think it may go something like this: step 1. buy premium account for 1 month, and then you have access to a new and totally fair reward system! it will generate some totally random cards, that have rewards! they range from 5000 silver, to 1 gold, 1 key, and lastly, 1/70984375023987109817034985701983471897019870982739085904687629487563874563663747363647858736578467834687658346857364587th of a WORKSHOP 2.0 SLOT!!! SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT!!! For every workshop 2.0 slot you have, it will only generate one type of components once you choose! THIS IS SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE AND KEEP TRACK OF IT!!! your need to spend 100k silver to make a component, and if you don't harvest the component in 0.05 seconds after creation, it dissipates and disapears forever!!! (MAKE SURE TO CHECK THE GAME!!!! :)) WORKSHOP 2.0 generates 1 component every 4.30 HOURS!!! also, you get one card draw for every time you buy components or gold! SPEND 750 DOLLARS AND HALF YOUR KIDNEY FOR A 10 DRAW SPECIAL OFFER!!! WE DON'T COUNT SILVER PURCHASES BECAUSE WE ARE ****ING GREEDY PIGGIES!!! OINK OINK, AND A HAPPY UPDATE last note from us, every ten days, all of your workshop 2.0 slots will "dematerialize", meaning that you need to keep them refreshed fast!!!