Talk:Schutze/@comment-30521289-20180815020823/@comment-30040946-20180815061701

I just happen to be the daughter of George Lucas. He told me that in the next movie, Stormtroopers are going to bullseye every shot they take, Kylo Ren is going to marry Darth Plagueis, Rey is going on a quest to find the last Alderaanian cookie, Yuzhang Vongs are going to show up to borrow some sugar from the First Order, the Resistance is making a superweapon called the Revenge of the Yub Yub that relies on high-velocity Ewoks propelled a force-controlled catapult, Poe Dameron is revealed to be a Kowakian Monkey Lizard in disguise, Harry Potter is apprenticed by the dark lord Gandalf on the planet of Narnia, Greedo will ressurect and get beamed up by Scotty, Mario will premiere using a Pokéball to catch Darth Vader and Elvis Presley is joining the Mos Esley cantina band.