User blog:Maglectivire/Florida Man Mauled to Death by Shotgun-Wielding German Ostrich

One Robot that will forever hold a special place in my heart is Schutze.

I consider myself a rather forward-thinking person, but if I had one regret, it would be only purchasing one of these masterpieces of engineering.

When I first downloaded War Robots and reached level 3, it was love at first sight.

That angular, militaristic chassis.

That enormous heavy slot.

The fact that it resembled a graceful bird of the savannah, galloping across the plains, leaving a trail of scorched destriers in its wake.

Schutze would grow to become my most used robot, occupying a slot on every single one of my setups.

I didn't mind the aesthetic changes. The newer, sleeker design was the perfect supplement to my level 12 Thunder.

Alas, Pixonic giveth, and Pixonic taketh away, and on March 14th, 2018, Schutze had been smote from the shop.

Never again will the newest of WR players experience the joys of the Death Ostrich or the Wonders of Zenit Karate.

Never again will FFA be plagued by hordes of shield-wielding beauty.

Gone, but never forgotten.