Talk:Behemoth/@comment-38977150-20190821022653

Fury: Hahaha! I have three heavy weapons! I can deal the most damage in the game! Triple Avengers bro, try me!

Behemoth: Hi, I'm Behemoth. I just got introduced recently and I'm not really sure what to do around here.

Fury: ... *gulp*

Behemoth: I have two heavy weapons and, oh, what's this? Looks like two more stubby spikes, no, heavy weapons on my back as well! Four heavy weapons? Is that strong?

Fury: *sweats uncontrollably*

Behemoth: I mean, I get really lazy when I pull all these out but...huh? Where'd Fury go? *sigh* I wanted a friend for my first battle...

Fury: Hey Pixo, yeah it's me. What were you guys on when you introduced Behemoth?...

Delete him? No, players pay good money for us robots. Four heavy weapons... some nerfs are in order here. Otherwise, the competitve metagame will crumple.

Behemoth: *looks out into the distance*

Fury: The world...the world is not ready for him. He'll just stand there, menacingly. And blast you.