Talk:Planned Content/@comment-33200596-20171215023604/@comment-26188980-20171215055936

you break your tablet into 2 pieces, crush it in a hydraulic press, grind it to dust, place them in a bucket of gasoline, light the gasoline, take the singed remains, was them with acid, soak them i bleach, rinse with liquid oxygen, ignite it again, let it cool, mix it into a cake, eat the cake and die of food poisoning.

TECHNICALLY, your device will never heat up again.

or you can just buy a new android phone (all android tablets are terrible)