Talk:Zenit/@comment-27559260-20170611034532/@comment-31538755-20170611170042

Then I rest my case your honor. This man is 'legitimately' vomiting uncontrollably due to the defects of Pixonic Company's product, of which is the Zenit.

Forensics have found that the Zenit could possibly be emitting a memetic tick that is invisible to most people. This man, 'emberdrake', appears to be a person who is sensitive enough to fall victim to the memetic tick's fatal effects, and uncontrollable vomiting being one of those fatal effects!

But a memetic tick only applies...to products that are not fine tuned by their respective company!

Therefore...THE DEFENSE FINDS THAT PIXONIC IS FULLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DAMAGES DONE TO MR. 'emberdrake' DUE TO NEGLIGENCE OF THE COMPANY REGARDING THE SAFETY OF THEIR CONSUMER PRODUCTS!

Nothing further, your honor. XD