User:SpoonyBard284

§ § § the Spoony Bard § § § Feel free to vandalize my Message Wall, but PLEASE don’t touch this page.

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ABOUT ME
Hi! I am an old WR (formerly WWR) player and I like to just play for fun and not to win. My definition of a fun bot is any bot that has decent firepower and is either fast, sneaky, or both. I specialize in beacon running, hit-and-run, and backline disruption.

MY PROFILE


Raijin is an amazing bot. It has a shield, a massive health pool, and almost the same fire power as a Fury. I chose to mount Tempests on it because they can deal astonishing DPS even at a long range (and I don’t have access to Dragoons right now). Also, this bot can go almost anywhere with its ability to climb things.

Kumiho is a great beacon runner. It can dodge rockets, which proves to be very helpful in capping the middle beacon. I often use the Dash ability to bait the enemy into firing their orkans and then dumping ammunition on them. My Kumiho can be seen with a pair of Orkans, Storms, or Vortices(coming soon :D).

The mitochondria Inquisitor is the powerhouse of the cell my hangar. It is like the Griffin, but better. When it is in the air, its ability not only makes long-range snipers lose lock, but also prevents DB builds from landing a hit, as long as it is not in their LoS. When using Inquisitor’s Descend ability, I estimate my jump to land on an elevated area so that nothing can have me in their LoS.

Pursuer is in my opinion one of the most fun to use bots out there. Its Hunt ability gives it 10 seconds of Stealth and makes this already fast bot even faster. It also has decent HP in case the Stealth runs out. With 3 Gusts equipped, it can take out most bots before its Stealth timer runs out. However, unlike the Stalker, this bot is taller and therefore isn’t suited for head-to-head combat as bots like Haechi and Spectre can easily shoot at Pursuer while in Stealth.

MY OPINION ON THINGS
*note: I listed component robots and equipments on separate lists.

Light bots
Cossack Best starter bot Destrier Meh starter bot Gareth Good for killing snipers, terrible against splash Gepard Needs a buff to stay relevent Jesse People buy it because it used to cost a lot, but its really not that good Schutze My lord, your lord, our lord

Medium bots
Boa Used to be the best medium, now it’s just meh Carnage Squish Doc Poor man’s spectre, gets replaced by other stuff Fujin Used be good, now it’s just food for the lasers Galahad Meh bot, terrible against splash Gl. Patton Replace with griffin Golem Better than Vityaz in every aspect Rogatka Good bot Vityaz See golem

Heavy bots
Butch Support fire is good, just don’t be a camper Fury See Raijin Griffin Meh bot, gets replaced by like a billion other things Lancelot Tanky but moveable Leo Poor man’s lancelot Natasha Poor man’s fury Raijin One less hardpoint than fury, but shields, high hp, and damage buff in bastion more than makes up for it Rhino Terrible against splash, otherwise balanced

Component bots
Bulgasari Too much hp Bulwark Meant to ‘bring back the old times’, yet still unobtainable Falcon Pretty balanced for a new bot Haechi Too much hp Hellburner Fun but unobtainable Hover Replaced griffin Inquisitor See hover [[Shocktrain|Kumiho Roggy went to the drug dealer and bought some LSDs Mender Havn’t tried it yet Pursuer Fun but unobtainable Raven The worst attempt at power creep, see hover Strider 🇨🇴 Spectre *Blasphemy Removed* Weyland Havn’t tried it yet

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Light weapons
Aphid Extremely high burst dps Gekko Annoying reload time Magnum Shoots for an eternity, never reloads Molot Opposite of magnum Noricum Why are you here? arbalest is the new meme Pin Annoying Pinata Does no damage compared to Orkan Punisher Like molot, except it shoots for an eternity Spiral Don’t join the dark side...

Medium weapons
Hydra See spiral Molot T See molot Orkan When people are using things as ♋️ as this just to stay somewhat competitive, you know something wrong is with your game Punisher T See punisher Taran Solid dps and a good range Tulumbas See pin

Heavy weapons
Kang Dae Meh Nashorn (KwK) Better than kang dae dps-wise Thunder Needs a biiiiiiig buff to stay relevant Trebuchet Please stop kill stealing Trident See thunder Zenit See spiral Zeus Good dps, see trebuchet

Component light weapons
Arbalest Searched for ‘arbalest damage chart’, no result Gust Needs an accuracy nerf and damage buff Spark Doesn’t do too much damage

Component medium weapons
Ballista See arbalest Ion Meh Scourge Made for swiss army bot users. functions well both as a midranger and a knife fighting weapon. unlock using your kidney. Shocktrain See spectre Storm See Gust Vortex See Aphid

Component heavy weapons
[[Shocktrain|Avenger Broken & op Chimera See Hydra Dragoon Does a lot of damage in just a few shots Ember Fun idea Exodus See Orkan Redeemer Shoots too slow Tempest See molot Thermite See aphid

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