Thread:K.J.Ester/@comment-28074491-20160412010922

That, sir, is one big spider e.e Where'd you find it? If I were you, I'd name him lil Jeffrey.

Then I'd get a fly swatter, a bee suit, two bodyguards, a cargo of bug sprays, a flamethrower, my mom, my neighbor Chuchu, the ambulence, the swat team, the A-team, the Justice League, the Avengers, Brock Obama, and my uncle Juan Cena, while sitting behind a 9-inch glass wall cowering in fear with a roll of toilet paper. Just sayin..... in case somebody's going to die today, and when I mean somebody, I mean lil Jeffrey.

No animals or individuals were harmed in the makings of this story....except Jeffrey :D 